my bird died
he was the best bird in the world
i came home from school and he was on the cage floor, dead
i don’t get to hear him chirp anymore
i can’t play with him anymore
my other bird didn’t know that he was dead until i took his body out of the cage and never came back with him
rip max, 2003-2013
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
up isn’t a vector, it doesn’t have a magnitude
this isn’t a real dad joke
i’m really sour when people go out of their way to demonize xbox one because by now we could have had sharing with up to 10 people in new digital game millennium but enough people went out of their way to misinterpret what microsoft wanted to do so they decided to stick with the status quo
the whole time up before MS flip flopped, they made it SUPER CLEAR they were shifting their direction and that their positioning in the next gen would be different from sony
now we’re stuck with basically the same consoles in functionally the same generation
i’m trying to find out how those damned consumers misinterpreted a blatant drm scheme that aimed to stop you from playing used games
because clearly a drm scheme worse than ever before is a fair trade off to share games with people who live in your house.
it’s almost like you don’t like owning the games you buy and being able to trade them with your friends
"but you wouldn’t need to trade if we had sharing!!!!!"
and you wouldn’t need to share a game digitally if you could just own the game you bought and play it where ever you want with just the disc
i hope you’ve never been banned from xbox live, because with that beautiful drm plan that you wanted, you wouldn’t get to play those shared games
"they made it SUPER CLEAR they were shifting their direction"
how exactly does that justify a bad setup for their services? if i made it SUPER CLEAR that i’m psychotic and plan on killing someone, does that make my plan any better?
there are literally zero pros of the old xbox one
cishets like to be all “don’t hate cis or straight people, hate transphobes and homophobes!” and i’m just wondering who you think transphobes and homophobes are, if they aren’t cis or straight people???? elves??? fairies???? lamps????
yes. hate all cishet straight people.
every one of them.
they are all transphobes and homophobes.
be sure to add really annoying sarcasm and unnecessary question marks to further prove your point.
i just found an index card at the bottom of my drawer with the notes for saria’s song and epona’s song and a few other zelda songs written down from back when i had a bellset in like second grade
why was i such a faggot
My petition to ban Hatsune Miku is step one. Step two is to ban every single “Hatsune Freaku” from reproducing. This means you!
This statement derails and belittles the conversation so that you may shout your good ally status.
You are not a good ally.
Why are you feeling like you need to defend white people? I am being completely serious with that question. When a person of color talks about something that is being…
“‘White people are oppressive’ <Not racist.”
Are you actually deluded enough to think that black people have never oppressed another race? Seriously? Have you taken any high-school level History course?
"1-Interrupts the conversation to make it about YOU and not the oppressed.”
…or, it interrupts the conversation to tell the jackass who is talking about oppression not to generalize an entire race, whether or not you previously claimed to already know that not all white people are oppressive and then later saying that it is a fact that white people are oppressive. Is it that hard for you to say “some”? Maybe “a select few”? Do you hate using those terms so much that you willfully say a generalizing statement just so you can make a tirade about it online instead of talking to the person that you’re angry at about it?
What a fucking cry baby.
This is probably the saddest shutdown photo.
it’s a kid not going to one zoo
there are hundreds of others he can go to, how is this sad at all
An early character design of Deus Ex: HR’s protagonist, Adam Jensen. Stylistically I can understand some of the modifications to his design, but there’s something about this iteration that really captures his spirit.
Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.
yeah! losing weight as you grow up to live a healthier lifestyle and live longer is fucked up!