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thatsonofamitch:

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ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

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badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

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ruinedchildhood:

"My best friend say she use to fuck with Usher"

ruinedchildhood:

"My best friend say she use to fuck with Usher"

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tibets:

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"Kirby is the only person who hasn’t let me down"

Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)

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spectredeflector:

roboboners:

euo:

xiwx:

euo:

Where’s that pic of the human and the like llama human and the human is feeding the llama human and he’s like “I owe you my life” and it’s in like Microsoft paint I really need it please

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THANK YOU

i’ve eaten that meme

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dickhealth:

I care about earth’s environment. Is my dick biodegradable?

—Anonymous

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Dear Normand Krieg of Crystal, ND,

No. Human dicks are non-biodegradable, and their improper disposal poses a serious ecological threat to our planet’s oceans.

I highly recommend that you speak with your probate lawyer about what to do with your dick after you’ve passed on. Most medical schools are happy to accept donated dicks for use as learning tools. Another option is willing your dick to the Arts—many struggling artists would be glad to “upcycle” your dead dick into beautiful and challenging installation art.

If you feel uncomfortable with passing your dick on to strangers, keep it in the family! Many people choose to have their deceased dicks bronzed or taxidermied, and incorporated into a “family dick tree” mural in their foyer. What better way to assuage the approach of death than to know that future generations of your progeny will gaze upon your old mummified dick as a cherished heirloom?

—Dr. Ricky D. Dickdoctor, MD

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White people

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irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD


ive been waiting to use this picture

shadowstep-of-bast:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

ive been waiting to use this picture

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